So I met this guy let’s call him Kyle,
Id been speaking to him for quite a while.
He was everything that I’d dreamed about,
Until I went down his phone and found him out.
So he panicked and got down on one knee,
I said yes, oh yipee.
So let’s fast forward 2 years down the line,
Turns out for murder I’d get less time.
One of our mates, he was having a baby,
So I left poor Kyle with a maybe?
So it’s a fortnight later and I’m feeling a bit blue,
I make a call to Kyle, with an apology or two.
I had to leave him all by him self,
So now there’s me back on the shelf.
Well it didn’t take long and I’m dating his mate,
For arguments sake let’s call him Nate.
Well what a load of drama that turned out to be,
Arguement after arguement, never him, always me.
So the drama continues and now it’s all done,
What a different person I’ve become.
I’ve hit rock bottom, and I’ve fallen down,
But in the end I’ll wear the crown.
So remember your self worth, and carry a smile,
And if you’re sad, Ben and Jerry is down the frozen isle.